Not too far removed from the summer blockbuster that was Star Trek
Into Darkness, and with more recent chirping a new director is about to
be chosen by Paramount Pictures for what will be Star Trek 3, I felt it
was as good a time as any to dissect what the Star Trek franchise could
have done a better job with in the production decisions department over
roughly 50 years of TV shows and feature films.
Let's
face it, Star Trek has had the best of times, and the worst of times.
Most people will look back on the franchise as being primarily more good
than bad, but has anyone really picked out some of the missed
opportunities it had along the way?
Whether it was miscasting, bad story lines, or absurdly bad special effects, Trek has dropped the ball on many occasions.
So
with that, let's take a look at some examples of Star Trek, that due to
poor decision making, could have been executed infinitely better than
what Trekkies received in the end...
10. Stuart Baird Directing Star Trek Nemesis
There are many things wrong with Star Trek Nemesis, but I'm here
to tell you the first mistake was without question Paramount Pictures
deciding Stuart Baird would be best to helm the final Next Generation
film.
He had not only had zero familiarity with Star Trek (although
that' not necessarily a dis-qualifier), but he also wasn't a great
storyteller, he was an editor, plain and simple. Additionally, he had
no real credible success as a director going into this film. Sure,
he'd directed Executive Decision and US Marshals, but for the studio,
along with Rick Berman to think that made him the right choice for a
film that needed to be a hit, they were dead wrong. To add insult to
injury, Levar Burton even mentioned how Baird had kept mispronouncing
his name during shooting!
How It Should Have Played Out: Nicholas Meyer,
Jonathan Frakes, Leonard Nimoy, Steven Spielberg, David Fincher, to
name a few, all would have been significantly more inspired choices
for the directors chair, here. That may not have saved the letdown
that was Nemesis, however, a good to great director in most cases
will elevate the story at hand.
9. Tom Hardy As Shinzon
Not to insult any Tom Hardy fans here, but he looks nothing like a Captain Picard/Patrick Stewart clone. This is the kind of example in film-making where a movie HAD to get the casting just right, and the powers that be failed miserably with Star Trek Nemesis.
Perhaps the idea of casting a younger, up and coming actor made
the studio see dollar signs with this move, but in the end Hardy's
Shinzon made for a very forgettable villain in Star Trek history.
Flat and bland is more like it.
How It Should Have Played Out: At the end of the
day, I think the production team would have been better off letting
Stewart play opposite himself as Picard's clone. Imagine how epic
that would have been, getting to see Stewart once again play a
villain (like he did in Best of Both Worlds), but in a big screen
format? There's no question that would have made this a better film
soup to nuts.
8. No Kirk And Khan Fight Scene In Wrath Of Khan
For all the lauding and praise Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan has
received over the years, it blows my mind the film was missing one
critical ingredient: A proper fight scene for Kirk and Khan.
Now I'm sure some of you have also read that "lack of budget"
was attributed to not getting to see a good round of fisticuffs
between William Shatner and Ricardo Montalban, but I'm not buying it.
Fans would have taken whatever they could have gotten with such a
scene, even if it was on a similar scale to that of the original
series episode, Space Seed. It was utter blasphemy the two iconic
characters only got to stare at each other through a screen in a
feature film.
How It Should Have Played Out: So many
possibilities, but having Kirk and Khan fight inside the Genesis Cave
would have made an already great film a better one. The set was
built, all that needed to be done was some rewrites in the form of
having Khan want to come down to examine the Genesis device for
himself, before beaming back to Reliant.
7. The Distinct Lack Of Q In The Next
Generation Films
I've never quite understood why the production team and writers
associated with the Next Generation films never bothered to find a
way to include their most famous villain (next to the Borg of course)
into one of their four films. Perhaps if they had, we'd have seen
more than just four feature films from the Next Generation crew.
Having Q, played to perfection by John De Lancie, could have
allowed the writers cart blanche in terms of crafting a story with
little to no rules, and infinite possibilities. It could have put the
crew into some serious trouble, but on a much more grandiose scale
compared to that of the TV series.
How It Should Have Played Out: Q should have been
included in at least one of the final two Next Generation films,
Insurrection or Nemesis. He would have been the perfect character to
use his powers in order to bring in other characters from separate
Trek series, as well as the possibility of mixing in some original
series characters as well. The challenges Q would have created only
would have served to make the Next Gen films far more intriguing than
what we got.
6. Lack Of Classic Trek Aura In The Motion
Picture
This film failed miserably to deliver a Star Trek feature film
that had the classic Trek essence. Many of the original series cast
members, specifically Leonard Nimoy, haven't been shy over the years
with his displeasure for how The Motion Picture turned out. It was
flat, dull, and the only bright spots were the outstanding special
effects, and epic Jerry Goldsmith score.
For those that dislike my lack of love for the way this film
turned out, look no further than the way Jon Povill, the film's main
production assistant to Gene Roddenberry, described Roddenberry's
reaction to the finished product. He essentially said he asked Gene
what he thought of the film, and Gene hesitated and then quickly
suggested they go and drink the night away. So even the great bird of
the galaxy needed to numb himself from the end product here.
How it should have played out: More original
series style action scenes. Case and point, have some hand to hand
combat, phaser rifle battles, and for gosh sakes, it should have used
the Klingons for longer than just the film's opening sequence. The
chance to have added in some fun, 60's Trek style moments would have
elevated the more 2001: A Space Odyssey aura of this movie. Lastly,
not allowing the cast members to essentially stand around for an
entire film looking at a view screen would have paved the way for a
far more entertaining big screen Star Trek film!
5. Ruining The Borg
From the episodes Q-who and Best of Both Worlds parts 1 and 2, the
Borg were cemented as arguably the scariest, and most intimidating of
Star Trek villains. And then came "The Descent", where the
production team decided to turn the Borg into the definition of a
joke. Allowing the Borg to act as individuals in this episode was the
first, and worst mistake of all involved.
I mean really, what was the motivation behind tainting such iconic
villains? It was bizarre, it was unwarranted, and I'm certain blame
can be laid partially at Rick Berman, but I'm also certain the
writers shouldn't be immune from criticism as well.
How it should have played out: A proper follow-up
to The Best of Both Worlds should have been written for this season 6
cliffhanger. This would have included the version of the Borg we all
knew and loved up until that point: Ruthless, cold, and relentless.
If nothing else, a story revolving around how the Borg were beginning
to regroup after their setback in The Best of Both Worlds would have
been more than adequate here.
4. Star Trek Voyager
Alright, let's go for broke here and admit that creating the Star
Trek Voyager series made no sense for Star Trek. I apologize in
advance for those few and far between Star Trek Voyager purists out
there, but a unique opportunity was missed when this series was green
lit.
With exception to Robert Picardo's holographic doctor, everything
about this show was flat. The characters weren't even mildly
interesting, and the conflict and drama needed to make the audience
really feel for a crew that goes missing into the far reaches of
space, wasn't present.
How it should have played out: A Captain Sulu
series, set just after the events in Star Trek VI. This time period
in Trek history would have been the PERFECT opportunity to roll back
to the good old days of classic Trek characters, along with the
chance to bring back other original series favorites like Kirk,
Spock, Scotty, etc. There is no way this alternative wouldn't have
been exponentially more interesting, and exciting than the hand that
was dealt.
3. Enterprise's Finale
These Are The Voyages was not well received by fans of Enterprise,
or even regular cast members of the series. There was even some
supposed phone call from Scott Bakula to Brannon Braga, who wrote the
episode, essentially asking him what the hell he was thinking writing
such a crappy and half-assed finale to their show.
This was one of those head-scratching decisions that should have
never happened to begin with. Allowing the inclusion of a couple of
Next Generation cast members into what should have been the
Enterprise cast members moment in the sun was as stupid as it was
bizarre, reducing what could've been a big, dramatic finale into
something more akin to a cheap holodeck simulation.
How It Should Have Played Out: Why not a
lead-in to the always talked about Romulan war between the Federation
and the Romulan Empire? Imagine seeing the heroes of the first
Enterprise warping off into what we're teased enough is a imminent
prelude to outright war, and then a fade to black? As long as the
central focus was going to be the cast of characters of Enterprise
only, it would have salvaged such a missed opportunity before Trek
faded into non-relevancy until JJ Abrams and co. arrived.
2. Following Up First Contact With Insurrection
There's certainly a nice allegorical Star Trek theme embedded within
Insurrection's DNA. However, there's just not a good film in there to
make the most of the theme. There were some distinct yawns around me
when I saw this film opening weekend in 1998, and looking back, those
were not accidental. This film lacked the edge that First Contact had
finally established for the Next Generation cast on the big screen, and
yet ruined just one film later.
Now why Rick Berman felt that
lightening the mood up for this movie was going to equal the same
success as First Contact is a head-scratcher at best. After all, the
1990s was a period of some very dark films and going all moody was a
popular style for many of the successes in that era. So, on that merit
alone there was no good reason to brighten up the mood of Trek for this
entry, and in the end, the box office suffered because of this
miscalculation from the production team.
How it Should Have Played Out:
Going with Micheal Piller's much-darker original script (Stardust) and
including the Romulans as the bad guys could have been a nice
alternative, or bringing in Deep Space Nine's villains, the Dominion,
and teaming up DS9's crew with the Next Generation's also would have
proved more exciting for a big screen feature film.
1. Star Trek V: Rancid Special Effects
Maybe Star Trek V's special effects should be looked at as more
akin to that of an original series episode. Perhaps that would ease
the huge stain that was a glaring weakness in the film overall.
Regardless, the special effects in this film were unforgivable.
This is the kind of Star Trek story that NEEDED to have epic
visuals to go along with such a ballsy story from William Shatner. If
the crew of the Enterprise is going to go on a wild goose chase to
find God at the ass end of space, then the effects must be near
perfect to hold that kind of divisive plot line together.
Shatner has gone on record – specifically in his book Star
Trek: Movie Memories – stating that Industrial Light and
Magics A and B teams were too busy working on Indiana Jones and the
Last Crusade, and Ghostbusters II that summer. He lamented that the
remaining team available through ILM just wasn't their best. OK, but
you mean to tell me that the C team for ILM still wouldn't have
looked light years ahead of the absolute rancid special effects Bran
Ferren delivered? I highly doubt that. I'm almost certain the look on
Captain Kirk's face in the photo above is pretty much how everyone
felt after their first viewing of Star Trek V: The Final Frontier,
due to such lackluster visual effects.
How It Should Have Played Out: Production
should have been delayed for a Christmas release in 1989 when it was
becoming crystal clear that Bran Ferren wasn't getting it done with
the special effects. If that meant going back to ILM to utilize the
supposed "C" team as Shatner dubbed them, so be it, but
ensuring the central problem with this film got rectified before
release should have happened. That alone would have helped improve
Star Trek V to a level of respectability.
As always. please feel free to include any bizarre production
decisions you deem top notch in the comments section below. And most
of all, thanks for reading!